Last minute holidays

[kandr]

I did see more fights in Kuta during my 3 weeks there than I did in my life in Glasgow, pretty terrible incident where a group of 20 Balinese were kicking the tulip out of one local, he had chatted up the wrong girl apparently, a bunch of Australians went in with their belts round their hands and dragged him out, they got him in a taxi, walked off and the mob dragged him back out the taxi and started to chuck bottles at his face. 2 Australians went back in and these guys were massive, your avergage balinese bloke is about 5 foot, 2 of them on the road protecting this guy while 20 Indonesians were just backing off. Bravest thing I have ever seen.

If you cannot work out who was who in that paragraph...

Do you want me to get a map and point out Bali and Australia?

Notice I do not write that as...

Do you want me to get a map, and point out Bali and Australia?

Try using sentences rather than 5 lines of drivel running into each other.

[minestrone]

Try using sentences rather than 5 lines of drivel running into each other.

Try reading some Graham Greene, famous for long sentences where action is separated with the comma and not the full stop. It allows the sense of excitement to carry.

[kandr]

Try reading some Graham Green, famous for long sentences where action is separated with the comma and not the full stop. It allows the sense of excitement to carry.

Yeah maybe, I'll look at it.

[minestrone]

Yeah maybe, I'll look at it.

You are handing out literary reviews of posts and yet Graham Greene who is regarded as the finest post war writer is someone, maybe, you just might look at.

You must be spod.

[kandr]

You are handing out literary reviews of posts and yet Graham Greene who is regarded as the finest post war writer is someone, maybe, you just might look at.

You must be spod.

Eh? I think your logic is flawed mate. I'm sure I could find books that are regarded as excellent, that you haven't read. Do we have to read every book ever written before we can offer criticism?

[SupremeSpod]

You are handing out literary reviews of posts and yet Graham Greene who is regarded as the finest post war writer is someone, maybe, you just might look at.

You must be spod.

And you must be the c unt who says he's not posting again until he gets to Bali. You're full of sh!t as usual.

[minestrone]

And you must be the c unt who says he's not posting again until he gets to Bali. You're full of sh!t as usual.

Is there any need for that language? I am sure if you read some Greene at university you might be able to insult at a higher level.

[SupremeSpod]

Is there any need for that language? I am sure if you read some Greene at university you might be able to insult at a higher
level.

Perhaps that's why I didn't go to University. I could already read.

[minestrone]

Perhaps that's why I didn't go to University. I could already read.

That is the crappiest put down I have seen you do

"I didn't go to University. I could already read"

Spod, they don't teach you how to read at university, but you will never know because you are a thicko who never got in.

[SupremeSpod]

That is the crappiest put down I have seen you do

"I didn't go to University. I could already read"

Spod, they don't teach you how to read at university, but you will never know because you are a thicko who never got in.

Read what you've posted above when you're not drunk.