Last minute holidays

[minestrone]

Sounds like an interesting story, can you rewrite it, this time in English? Rather that your memory vomited onto the page.

I just ran that post through MS word, OK I got average wrong with an extra g and I forgot a capital B in Balinese. Your post though with the "Rather that your memory" is a disaster.

0/10.

[kandr]

I just ran that post through MS word, OK I got average wrong with an extra g and I forgot a capital B in Balinese. Your post though with the "Rather that your memory" is a disaster.

0/10.

I meant it was hard to work out who was who, etc not commenting on the grammar or spelling.

[minestrone]

I meant it was hard to work out who was who, etc not commenting on the grammar or spelling.

"can you rewrite it, this time in English?"

Should be...

"can you rewrite it this time in English?"

Or...

"can you rewrite it? this time in English?

[kandr]

Sorry, but your story read like it was the written by Vicky Pollard.

[Cliphead]

Sorry, but you story read like it was the written by Vicky Pollard.

Still can't get it right can you?

[minestrone]

Sorry, but you story read like it was the written by Vicky Pollard.

Oh dear.

[kandr]

I did see more fights in Kuta during my 3 weeks there than I did in my life in Glasgow, pretty terrible incident where a group of 20 Balinese were kicking the tulip out of one local, he had chatted up the wrong girl apparently, a bunch of Australians went in with their belts round their hands and dragged him out, they got him in a taxi, walked off and the mob dragged him back out the taxi and started to chuck bottles at his face. 2 Australians went back in and these guys were massive, your avergage balinese bloke is about 5 foot, 2 of them on the road protecting this guy while 20 Indonesians were just backing off. Bravest thing I have ever seen.

Errrrr, maybe you should look at your own spelling first? I was commenting on the fact that your story was difficult to read.

[SupremeSpod]

It is chucking it down outside.

Cats and dogs being thrown at the windows.

Last post from stinking Glasgow, next post Bali,

Staying in Legian the first 3 nights. You can walk into Kuta from there but are far enough back from the hawkers. Probably head up to Ubud for 3 nights after that.

Oddly, I described Kuta as the Australian Tenerife yesterday. It's not as bad as a Benidorm, the Australians there are mainly surfer kids who just want to talk about the waves.

No malaria risk in Bali, got a last minute typhoid shot Yesterday.

I did see more fights in Kuta during my 3 weeks there than I did in my life in Glasgow, pretty terrible incident where a group of 20 Balinese were kicking the tulip out of one local, he had chatted up the wrong girl apparently, a bunch of Australians went in with their belts round their hands and dragged him out, they got him in a taxi, walked off and the mob dragged him back out the taxi and started to chuck bottles at his face. 2 Australians went back in and these guys were massive, your avergage balinese bloke is about 5 foot, 2 of them on the road protecting this guy while 20 Indonesians were just backing off. Bravest thing I have ever seen.

I just ran that post through MS word, OK I got average wrong with an extra g and I forgot a capital B in Balinese. Your post though with the "Rather that your memory" is a disaster.

0/10.

"can you rewrite it, this time in English?"

Should be...

"can you rewrite it this time in English?"

Or...

"can you rewrite it? this time in English?

Oh dear.

Are you in Bali already?

[minestrone]

I meant it was hard to work out who was who, etc not commenting on the grammar or spelling.

I did see more fights in Kuta during my 3 weeks there than I did in my life in Glasgow, pretty terrible incident where a group of 20 Balinese were kicking the tulip out of one local, he had chatted up the wrong girl apparently, a bunch of Australians went in with their belts round their hands and dragged him out, they got him in a taxi, walked off and the mob dragged him back out the taxi and started to chuck bottles at his face. 2 Australians went back in and these guys were massive, your avergage balinese bloke is about 5 foot, 2 of them on the road protecting this guy while 20 Indonesians were just backing off. Bravest thing I have ever seen.

If you cannot work out who was who in that paragraph...

Do you want me to get a map and point out Bali and Australia?

Notice I do not write that as...

Do you want me to get a map, and point out Bali and Australia?

[minestrone]

Are you in Bali already?

Flying to London tonight, better than sleeper.