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This is HAB.Originally posted by administrator View PostNumber of parties that make up our coalition Government?Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Does the size and colour of the number have any bearing on the answer?Originally posted by CheeseSlice View PostBut neither of them are big and redComment
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Is it the number of tulips you couldn't give about the "any spare change please?" guy on your walk to the office this morning?Comment
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The answer is Arnie.
The number two signifies a sequal. Red and red is hot.
So the answer is Red Heat 2.
Therefore Arnie.
Please deposit prize money to my account in the usual way.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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the number of layers you put on to keep warm, because its soo cold lately
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Atw's remaining brain cells?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Nope.Originally posted by Bunk View PostNumber of times you've spilt something on yourself today?How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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