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Do Conductors make a difference?
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Do Conductors make a difference?
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Only on a BusDo Conductors make a difference?
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I'll get you "Blakey" !!!! sminkidunkiOriginally posted by shaunbhoy View PostOnly on a Bus
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During a performance the conductor is keeping the orchestra to the correct tempo and communicating dynamics, without those basics it would be all over the place and sound flat.Comment
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Not if they are sent straight to GULAG after poor performanceOriginally posted by Cliphead View PostDuring a performance the conductor is keeping the orchestra to the correct tempo and communicating dynamics, without those basics it would be all over the place and sound flat.
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Copper over iron IMHOWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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And quite rightly so.Originally posted by AtW View PostNot if they are sent straight to GULAG after poor performance
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Is it true that the first person to stop clapping also gets to spend winter in the gulag? Hence the applause goes on and on, until the conductor turns to face the audience and puts his hands together, palms down, and theatricality sweeps them outwards.Originally posted by AtW View PostNot if they are sent straight to GULAG after poor performance
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I don't think the stick waving makes much difference but the pre-concert work with the orchestra does.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostIs it true that the first person to stop clapping also gets to spend winter in the gulag? Hence the applause goes on and on, until the conductor turns to face the audience and puts his hands together, palms down, and theatricality sweeps them outwards.
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