Nigella - Love her or Hate her?

[norrahe]

You don't like a mouthful of w... oh it's too easy to be worth it

Oi No

Be-have!

[shaunbhoy]

Please note that Nigella Lawson is fifty.

Many a good tune played on an old fiddle though!

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Is it me or is her latest cookery series like watching a car crash?

Dunno - can't watch her - she is hyper annoying and I fail to see how anyone can find her attractive (once she's said a couple of words).

[SupremeSpod]

Dunno - can't watch her - she is hyper annoying and I fail to see how anyone can find her attractive (once she's said a couple of words).

She's a buxom, curvy, domestic goddess, you can f**k her and then she'll feed you, what's not to fancy?

[TestMangler]

you can f**k her and then she'll feed you

Exactly. If she was 3ft shorter with a flat head, she'd be the perfect woman.

[RichardCranium]

Exactly. If she was 3ft shorter with a flat head, she'd be the perfect woman.

You forgot about the retractable teeth.

[TestMangler]

You forgot about the retractable teeth.

That's only on the deluxe perfect woman

[RichardCranium]

That's only on the deluxe perfect woman

I thought that was the mute one?

[DaveB]

I thought that was the mute one?

If you don't like the voice try turning the sound down on the telly and putting on some Barry White on the stereo. Instant soft porn

[SupremeSpod]

If you don't like the voice try turning the sound down on the telly and putting on some Barry White on the stereo. Instant soft porn

That's just so wrong. It'd be like Nigella with Barry White's voice.

No thanks.

Mind you, Nigella is about the same size as a walrus and they do call Barry White the walrus of lurrrve!