Please note that Nigella Lawson is fifty.
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Nigella - Love her or Hate her?
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Duly noted.Originally posted by The_Equalizer View PostPlease note that Nigella Lawson is fifty.

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The show isn't about how to cook for a restaurant. She does cook for a living.Originally posted by minestrone View PostI would not take programming advice from someone who has never cut code for a living. Tits or no tits, why would I take cooking advice from her?
I quite like that Dahl woman, but they cancelled the show IIRC.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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So can Anne WiddecombeOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostHow predictable.
Not really. If I want to put a tight top on and deepthroat a wooden spoon, I can do.
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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But her recipes in the books she publishes are famously known for failing as they seemingly haven't been tested.Originally posted by d000hg View PostThe show isn't about how to cook for a restaurant. She does cook for a living.
I quite like that Dahl woman, but they cancelled the show IIRC.
Dahl, hmm another pretty waste of space.Last edited by norrahe; 25 October 2010, 16:39.Comment
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Sound like she should be posting on hereOriginally posted by norrahe View PostBut her recipes in the books she publish are famously known for failing as they seemingly haven't been tested.
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Oh, has she got tits? I can't say I'd noticed.Originally posted by Alf W View PostShe's too chunky. That's why they only ever film her from the tits up.Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostHow predictable.
Not really. If I want to put a tight top on and deepthroat a wooden spoon, I can do.
ewwwww! that rough wood feeling, keeps giving me goose bumps
plastic yes. wood no.Comment
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You don't like a mouthful of w... oh it's too easy to be worth itOriginally posted by Boudica View Postewwwww! that rough wood feeling, keeps giving me goose bumps
plastic yes. wood no.
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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