Nightshift, crematorium.
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What's the worst job you've had.
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That job actually quite appeals to me, because on the whole "stiffs" are much quieter and amenable than live people.I'm alright Jack -
Assistant Manager at a Dry CleanersWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Working on the killing line in a couple of chicken slaughter houses.
Also worked on Wines and Spirits one Christmas in Tesco and that was a never ending task.Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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Wot's the worst job I ever 'ad ?
Picking lobsters out of Jane Mansfield's ****.
(Peter Cook, circa 1969)
In reality, 15 years working in a Government Research laboratory. (As a worker, not a research subject)Last edited by TestMangler; 22 October 2010, 07:31.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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As a teenager I worked in a Kebab shop - smelly, late hours & not so happy drunksGrowing old is mandatory
Growing up is optionalComment
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Comedy warm up man for SasguruWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostComedy warm up man for SasguruComment
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Actually I have been fortunate not to have had any jobs that are worth considering as the worst ever. I've done oracle stuff my whole working career. I had a bar job as a student and actually enjoyed that too.Comment
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Had a summer job in a factory once. The foreman once lambasted us for being good for nothing layabouts who were going nowhere and then he went back into his office to continue sniffing a huge pot of glue.I'm alright JackComment
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