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    #21
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    A broken image link? How apt, it sums up your level of wit nicely.



    Too late, previous posts only. You'd think SY of all people would know what the term "bedwetter" means. If you're going to insult someone by way of trying to look clever, at least pick an insult relevant to them. For me "god-botherer" would have been far funnier... he just doesn't get it.


    Now, where did I put that tin opener
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #22
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Funny, your missus says you go off early too
      Are you replying to a different thread, because that doesn't even make sense. Perhaps if you thought before you typed it would help, rather than getting distracted rubbing yourself with glee at the thought of another 'witty' riposte. I get the impression you're trying to emulate SB... it's not working.

      Aww, look at him go. Random insults and funny images that have nothing to do with anything. Now you're trying to copy Xen... trust me you should leave the pictures to him. You're just embarrassing yourself.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #23
        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        Are you replying to a different thread, because that doesn't even make sense. Perhaps if you thought before you typed it would help, rather than getting distracted rubbing yourself with glee at the thought of another 'witty' riposte. I get the impression you're trying to emulate SB... it's not working.

        Aww, look at him go. Random insults and funny images that have nothing to do with anything. Now you're trying to copy Xen... trust me you should leave the pictures to him. You're just embarrassing yourself.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #24
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          My thoughts exactly.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #25
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            Someone already owns that one....
            FTFY

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              #26
              Can I nominate someone for the Poster Most Likely To Not Get It award?

              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              Are you replying to a different thread, because that doesn't even make sense. Perhaps if you thought before you typed it would help, rather than getting distracted rubbing yourself with glee at the thought of another 'witty' riposte. I get the impression you're trying to emulate SB... it's not working.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #27
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                My thoughts exactly.
                2/10

                Come back when you have graduated.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                  FTFY
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    Can I nominate someone for the Poster Most Likely To Not Get It award?
                    So Doogie gets two awards? The others might get jealous.

                    @Doogie : I would seriously think about investing in one of these
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #30
                      I like the "implied facepalm" one
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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