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When I was contracting at a large telecom company which shall remain nameless, some of us printed out fake 'Microsoft Certified Notepad Specialist' certificates to award to the less competent permies whenever they did something particularly stupid.
The woman who wasted 25 minutes talking whilst we waited for the other woman said 'some people think that because it's a people bank, we do something with money, but it's not it's a people bank with people'
The good news is that Ozzie has ringfenced the NHS so you should be laughing. You could probably get away with taking hours off a day doing transcendental meditation if you said it was part of your religion or some other lame arse excuse.
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.
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