Where the money goes...

[Boudica]

When I was contracting at a large telecom company which shall remain nameless, some of us printed out fake 'Microsoft Certified Notepad Specialist' certificates to award to the less competent permies whenever they did something particularly stupid.

The woman who wasted 25 minutes talking whilst we waited for the other woman said 'some people think that because it's a people bank, we do something with money, but it's not it's a people bank with people'

o dear

[sasguru]

hey lassie

i used to be a contractor, now i study phil and i just do rubbish admin jobs

understand?

philately?
philology?

Or just a bloke called phil?

[Boudica]

philately?
philology?

Or just a bloke called phil?

philosophy, but philately sounds more fun right now

why did you come back, i thought you were locked in your shed or something

[Clippy]

Didn't some wise fellow say that the problem with making idiotproof systems is that nature just keeps producing better idiots?

[Troll]

why did you come back, i thought you were locked in your shed or something

His curtains had got too crusty

[sasguru]

philosophy,

You'll probably fit right in to the NHS as you ponder your navel.

[sasguru]

His curtains had got too crusty

Which only goes to show what a cretinous provincial you are. My ecospace shed has integral built in blinds within the glass panels.

HTH, but IDI.

[DimPrawn]

Which only goes to show what a cretinous provincial you are. My ecospace shed has integral built in blinds within the glass panels.

HTH, but IDI.

"ecospace shed"

Somewhere to keep tools away from other people.

[hyperD]

"ecospace shed"

Somewhere to keep tools away from other people.

The good news is that Ozzie has ringfenced the NHS so you should be laughing. You could probably get away with taking hours off a day doing transcendental meditation if you said it was part of your religion or some other lame arse excuse.

[Boudica]

Which only goes to show what a cretinous provincial you are. My ecospace shed has integral built in blinds within the glass panels.

HTH, but IDI.

Translation:

"I masturbate directly onto the glass''