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and The Lord will descend in fire and brimstone on us all and shout F* me haven't you lot got it yet? It was a man with a crocodile!
Or maybe we have had the second coming already. It's Ken Dodd. Jesus wasn't very funny either apparently, the sermon on the mount went down like a lead balloon.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostNah. They make your legs look better, and help with calf muscle definition (not in a good way, but, still).
Girls in high heels definitely look better than in flats. Its all down to the posture the wearer is forced to adopt and making vital bits (i.e. boobs and arse) appear stick out a little bit more, the back is given a better shape and the legs look longer, can't lose really!Coffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View Postyou seem to picking on me particularly today you big bully
Bedwetter Alert !
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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85p! I love all this cheap stuff. This week I brought a large £30 book of insect photos for a fiver at the new bookshop in town. Last month I brought a new pair of running shoes for £9.99. Only spent £7 last time though.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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