Wayne Rooney!!

[SupremeSpod]

OMG! It's like an open goal. The keeper has wondered off nowhere to be seen. It's like almost to easy.

Nah. Can't do it.

I lied.
Well someone hired you!

Very droll. Not exactly on topic though.

[d000hg]

Failing that, nobody might want to buy the talentless fat ugly f**ker!

He's neither talentless nor fat, if we take facts into consideration. 50% is pretty good though.

I'd say he's far less a f**ker than C. Ronaldo as well - he doesn't stand around saying "look at me" and checking his hair like that arrogant git. And being ugly is a bonus because he doesn't need to be scared of going full-on into a tackle and breaking his looks .

[Alf W]

Sheikh Mansour will order the valves on the wells to be opened up for an hour and he'll be on his way to Manchester.

The best bit is it will put another £50m into the Glazers' pockets so they won't be in any hurry to leave the swamp.

[Mr.Whippy]

Arsenal might sign him ? They need a world class striker ever since Henry left them.

World class? Rooney?

What has he ever delivered on the world stage to be worthy of being called "World class"?

[cailin maith]

Ugh - I hope City don't buy him...

[d000hg]

World class? Rooney?

What has he ever delivered on the world stage to be worthy of being called "World class"?

He's been one of the biggest-impact players in a team that won the premiership 3 times, and the champion's league, scored an obscene number of goals last season, etc.

[Mr.Whippy]

He's been one of the biggest-impact players in a team that won the premiership 3 times, and the champion's league, scored an obscene number of goals last season, etc.

all that......and then he can't seem to handle the pressure whenever it comes to any game of any real importance on the world stage.

He's the most over-rated/hyped/valued player in the world at the moment imo.

[MarillionFan]

He's been one of the biggest-impact players in a team that won the premiership 3 times, and the champion's league, scored an obscene number of goals last season, etc.

Yeah! That's right! And! And! Don't forget he scored all those goals in the World Cup!

[Mr.Whippy]

Yeah! That's right! And! And! Don't forget he scored all those goals in the World Cup!

It was headline sports news in August when Rooney scored his first goal since March..................... a chuffing penalty lol...big deal, my nan could probably score a penalty.

I really dont know how you can call any striker "world class" that hasn't scored from open play in over 6 months.......Even Emile Heskey has scored more goals this season than Rooney....

[shaunbhoy]

He is an overweight petulant has-been that is well on his way to being the Gazza of his generation.
Swalex will fire him out the door making a tidy profit into the bargain......and good riddance too.