Mowing grass in the garden

[Troll]

I knew a guy who used 'mowing the lawn' as a euphemism for bonking his missus - something you know needs doing, but you keep putting off until you really have to

Surprisingly still together

[AtW]

"Your goat has eaten my *flower bed/vegetable patch/washing!"

* delete as appropriate

eat

Goats are pretty cool animals

[Troll]

eat

Goats are pretty cool animals

Dunno...eaten seems better английски

[AtW]

Dunno...eaten seems better английски

"eat as appropriate" is correct grammar form (when replacing "delete as appropriate")

HTH

[FiveTimes]

I cut mine yesterday, cross cut and lovely stripes

[gingerjedi]

I hate doing it but only because the frogs are too stupid to move, I imagine a frog world where I am known as the 'death bringer'.

My misses (and more recently my daughter) won't talk to me if I accidentally slice one in half.