Reply to: Mowing grass in the garden

[gingerjedi]

I hate doing it but only because the frogs are too stupid to move, I imagine a frog world where I am known as the 'death bringer'.

My misses (and more recently my daughter) won't talk to me if I accidentally slice one in half.

[FiveTimes]

I cut mine yesterday, cross cut and lovely stripes

[AtW]

Dunno...eaten seems better английски

"eat as appropriate" is correct grammar form (when replacing "delete as appropriate")

HTH

[Troll]

eat

Goats are pretty cool animals

Dunno...eaten seems better английски

[AtW]

"Your goat has eaten my *flower bed/vegetable patch/washing!"

* delete as appropriate

eat

Goats are pretty cool animals

[Troll]

I knew a guy who used 'mowing the lawn' as a euphemism for bonking his missus - something you know needs doing, but you keep putting off until you really have to

Surprisingly still together

[Sysman]

What would neighbours say?

"Your goat has eaten my *flower bed/vegetable patch/washing!"

* delete as appropriate

[RichardCranium]

What would neighbours say?

Proszę dać mi jakieś jaja

[wurzel]

Mowing the lawn is about the only chore I actually enjoy doing. That and making a bonfire out of all the leaves I've just raked up.

[AtW]

You could always keep a sheep or a goat or geese instead of squirrels. Then you could also have milk, cheese, eggs or meat.

What would neighbours say?

[RichardCranium]

I recall mowing the lawn on Christmas Eve a couple of years ago

must be global warming

Or, more likely, copious amounts of alcohol.

[RichardCranium]

You could always keep a sheep or a goat or geese instead of squirrels. Then you could also have milk, cheese, eggs or meat.

Can you get much milk from a squirrel?

[Troll]

I recall mowing the lawn on Christmas Eve a couple of years ago

must be global warming

[AtW]

Do you prefer tundra?

I suppose mowing garden grass in November in England is preferable to building railway track through tundra in November

[RichardCranium]

Do you prefer tundra?