Sending our love down the well

[vetran]

You have forgotten the cocky likeable Irishman who sacrifices himself so others can live and the scenes of Man love ala Broke back mountain. Ending needs some aliens in it.

Don't forget the hero has to build the chute with a garbage can and some sellotape.

oh and some political intrigue stating this would never have happened under Obama / the tories / Sadam.

[Mich the Tester]

Can't wait for the Hollywood film based on the true story.

Russian backed Islamic terrorist blows up mine. One of the miners is US born (the hero). All white except one black who dies. The bore hole drill sabotaged by Englishman who wants to sell his equipment to the mining co. Any other ideas?

<grizzly voice over man>

When the chute hits the fan, only one man can save them.

But this time, has he gone too deep?

Bruce Willis is John McClane in Drill Hard.

</grizzly voice over man>

You have forgotten the cocky likeable Irishman who sacrifices himself so others can live and the scenes of Man love ala Broke back mountain. Ending needs some aliens in it.

Don't forget the hero has to build the chute with a garbage can and some sellotape.

oh and some political intrigue stating this would never have happened under Obama / the tories / Sadam.

You've all forgotten the sex bit; Bruce Willis and the cocky Irishman in a love triangle with the underground foreman's wife, who, quite amazingly for a Chilean working class woman, looks just like Sharon Stone.

[vetran]

You've all forgotten the sex bit; Bruce Willis and the cocky Irishman in a love triangle with the underground foreman's wife, who, quite amazingly for a Chilean working class woman, looks just like Sharon Stone.

Maybe they will use Jennifer Lopez, oh I like the idea of her in a boiler suit.

[Mich the Tester]

Maybe they will use Jennifer Lopez, oh I like the idea of her in a boiler suit.

Trapped in the rescue pod with J-Lo and it's getting sweaty.

[SupremeSpod]

You've all forgotten the sex bit; Bruce Willis and the cocky Irishman in a love triangle with the underground foreman's wife, who, quite amazingly for a Chilean working class woman, looks just like Sharon Stone.

Which part of "Man Love" and "Broke Back Mountain" didn't you understand?

[Mich the Tester]

Which part of "Man Love" and "Broke Back Mountain" didn't you understand?

The bits where I went to make a cuppa.

[vetran]

That's only if Russell T does the screenplay. Do they have Chilean Daleks?

[TimberWolf]

Maybe they will use Jennifer Lopez, oh I like the idea of her in a boiler suit.

The shaft is quite narrow, so she might have to slide down naked covered in oil instead. Is that good enough?

[vetran]

Yes, Yes ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Yessssssss sssssssssssss