Nightmare Neighbour

[shaunbhoy]

Is there anything I can do to offer her an olive branch

You could try waiting until she returns from work one day, pouring petrol over yourself, and lighting a match. That ought to do the trick. If not, retreat into your house to lick your wounds, and just take it from there.

HTH

[cailin maith]

Blah blah... so I assumed she must have been depressed.

Blah blah blah

No - she thought you were a wierdo and didn't want to encourage you. And now, you have proven yourself to be a wierdo.

It is beyond a joke that this sockie is allowed to still post when it has been proved beyond a doubt that he is a troll.

WHS

[cailin maith]

You could try waiting until she returns from work one day, pouring petrol over yourself, and lighting a match. That ought to do the trick. If not, retreat into your house to lick your wounds, and just take it from there.

HTH

[chef]

So as I understand it:

- she thought you were a weirdo and so ignored you
- you loitered outside your house to invade her personal space and listen in on private conversations
- you wrecked her country meadow/naturalistic style garden to make it more to your liking
- after being told to p!ss off you then returned at a later date not with flowers, chocs, wine or something but a bowl of sick passed off as food ???? WTF?
- after being told a second time to get lost you then want to know how to annoy her some more?

I know you're a troll but you're also a stalker in the making IMO.

[shaunbhoy]

I know you're a troll but you're also a stalker in the making IMO.

Er chef............relax. He is not a real person. Now press this button and the nurse will bring you something to calm your frazzled nerves.

[Xenophon]

[cailin maith]

I like it!

[MaryPoppins]

So as I understand it:


- after being told to p!ss off you then returned at a later date not with flowers, chocs, wine or something but a bowl of sick passed off as food ???? WTF?

I must disagree strongly with you here Chef. Good cauliflower cheese is my fave food.

I would have accepted it, had I not been so angry with gimpboy for needlessly attacking my bush.

[SupremeSpod]

I must disagree strongly with you here Chef. Good cauliflower cheese is my fave food.

I would have accepted it, had I not been so angry with gimpboy for needlessly attacking my bush.

You probably would have passed out due to the Rohypnol and then he'd have had his way with your other bush. Or as I strongly suspect from his previous posts shagged you roughly up yer 'arris.

[MarillionFan]

Can someone remove that spray. I'm having trouble logging on!