Neighbour from hell – Update

[Aman]

My neighbour has cats, bloody nuisance they are.
Maybe I should take a leaf out your neighbours book and trash my neighbour's garden like their cats have done to mine.

[MarillionFan]

My neighbour has cats, bloody nuisance they are.
Maybe I should take a leaf out your neighbours book and trash my neighbour's garden like their cats have done to mine.

Cool idea.

Why don't you climb next doors fence, sit on it and lick your own todger, before jumping down digging a whole in the garden and have a tulip then go and kill their bunny by ripping it to pieces with your bare teeth.

Worked for George Galloway.

[mudskipper]

Cool idea.

Why don't you ... lick your own todger, ...

If that were physically possible for most men, I think CUK would be a much quieter place.

[EternalOptimist]

If that were physically possible for most men, I think CUK would be a much quieter place.

<cough>

i havn't even seen mine for 3 years

[Saddo]

<cough>

i havn't even seen mine for 3 years

Not even in the mirror?

[Alf W]

Wilmslow - where were you on 8th October 2010 at 2:30am?

[Wilmslow]

Wilmslow - where were you on 8th October 2010 at 2:30am?

Licking my todger watching cctv footage of course.

Blimey - this is an old thread to come out of the blue!

Not seen the video as yet, will take a look once in the safety of the home account.

Now the cameras are up, running and working, had total peace ever since. Was next to neighbour in Sainsbury's on Saturday morning, rather hot and sweaty from a gym class, she literally bolted for the checkout with a rather impressive po-faced look about her.

[TestMangler]

If that were physically possible for most men, I think CUK would be a much quieter place.

Apparently dropping yourself arse-first into a wheely bin makes it possible

[kandr]

Licking my todger watching cctv footage of course.

Blimey - this is an old thread to come out of the blue!

Not seen the video as yet, will take a look once in the safety of the home account.

Now the cameras are up, running and working, had total peace ever since. Was next to neighbour in Sainsbury's on Saturday morning, rather hot and sweaty from a gym class, she literally bolted for the checkout with a rather impressive po-faced look about her.

Gym class on a Saturday morning, what a party animal you are.

[BdP]

WHS


Neighbours and police are generally c**ts.

Agreed. Whenever plod come a-knocking, your response should be as follows:

<knock-knock>
<open door>
Plod: Hello, Can I have a word
You: Have you got a warrant?
Plod: No
You: Well f**k off then
<close door>