Originally posted by Drewster
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Simulation Modelling for Events
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHow come your back posting? Bored with all the sockies you created no doubt.
I don't do sockies although I did think of trying "Meaty Labia" - but I knew it would be spotted quicker than one of NOB25'sComment
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostI am back posting today cos I at home for once.
I don't do sockies although I did think of trying "Meaty Labia" - but I knew it would be spotted quicker than one of NOB25'sKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostThanksKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'll devolve to searching on the internet later on for a simulation package which could do the job.
It was part of the OR part of my degree, but I've never done any proper simulation modelling outside of that. It would'nt be a one man pitch anyway, so I'll probably try and tie in with company or individuals who have the knowledge.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostOK ok ok I added the tags. Happy now?Comment
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Done a lot of simulation but only simple stuff like cement manufacture, power stations and oil and gas plants. Simulating where toilets are is much too complicated for me I'm afraid.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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In agreement with Xoggy - I've simulated heat exchangers and CDUs on refineries but not toilets. Looking down the porcelain bowl after a homemade chilli lamb shank has been processed, I imagine that's akin to using quantum chaos modelling - very complex.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Try getting hold of 'poo girl' from glasto 2010, she has a lot of inside knowledge apparently
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