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At least the Irish lot were reasonably competent. They actually managed to blow up other people and get away unscathed. I have a feeling that Al-Qaeda have run out of competent terrorists prepared to blow themselves up and the only ones they have left are f**kwits that set fire to their own undies or stick dynamite up their own arses. They haven't really been on form for the last 5 years or so.
These are people that haven't even thought their own afterlife through properly. Who'd want to spend eternity with 72 virgins? They're going to be either old, ugly or geeks. Still, on the up side, you never know, there may be some ladies too.
At least the Irish lot were reasonably competent. They actually managed to blow up other people and get away unscathed. I have a feeling that Al-Qaeda have run out of competent terrorists prepared to blow themselves up and the only ones they have left are f**kwits that set fire to their own undies or stick dynamite up their own arses. They haven't really been on form for the last 5 years or so.
How about some Al Qaeda chat up lines?
I've got a bomb in my underpants. (Perhaps not!)
Is that a stick of gelignite in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
At least the Irish lot were reasonably competent. They actually managed to blow up other people and get away unscathed. I have a feeling that Al-Qaeda have run out of competent terrorists prepared to blow themselves up and the only ones they have left are f**kwits that set fire to their own undies or stick dynamite up their own arses. They haven't really been on form for the last 5 years or so.
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