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French say terror attack in UK "highly likely"
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostAt least the Irish lot were reasonably competent. They actually managed to blow up other people and get away unscathed. I have a feeling that Al-Qaeda have run out of competent terrorists prepared to blow themselves up and the only ones they have left are f**kwits that set fire to their own undies or stick dynamite up their own arses. They haven't really been on form for the last 5 years or so.Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostAt least the Irish lot were reasonably competent. They actually managed to blow up other people and get away unscathed. I have a feeling that Al-Qaeda have run out of competent terrorists prepared to blow themselves up and the only ones they have left are f**kwits that set fire to their own undies or stick dynamite up their own arses. They haven't really been on form for the last 5 years or so.
I've got a bomb in my underpants. (Perhaps not!)
Is that a stick of gelignite in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?Comment
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostHow about some Al Qaeda chat up lines?
I've got a bomb in my underpants. (Perhaps not!)
Is that a stick of gelignite in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
Ishmael - 'thats so cute, I'll have it blown up'
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostAt least the Irish lot were reasonably competent. They actually managed to blow up other people and get away unscathed. I have a feeling that Al-Qaeda have run out of competent terrorists prepared to blow themselves up and the only ones they have left are f**kwits that set fire to their own undies or stick dynamite up their own arses. They haven't really been on form for the last 5 years or so.
Not entirely true.Comment
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostHow about some Al Qaeda chat up lines?
I've got a bomb in my underpants. (Perhaps not!)
Is that a stick of gelignite in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostHere I sit all broken hearted, I lit the fuse and only farted.
some come here for nooky
but I come here to detonate
and blow us all to f*cky
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