French say terror attack in UK "highly likely"

[Zippy]

like scientologists.

Actually, why can't they start their religious war with them instead...

scientologists with expensive lawyers VS islamic extremists with flammable underpants

now that would be amusing

It might work better the other way round?

[wobbegong]

At least the Irish lot were reasonably competent. They actually managed to blow up other people and get away unscathed. I have a feeling that Al-Qaeda have run out of competent terrorists prepared to blow themselves up and the only ones they have left are f**kwits that set fire to their own undies or stick dynamite up their own arses. They haven't really been on form for the last 5 years or so.

These are people that haven't even thought their own afterlife through properly. Who'd want to spend eternity with 72 virgins? They're going to be either old, ugly or geeks. Still, on the up side, you never know, there may be some ladies too.

[mudskipper]

At least the Irish lot were reasonably competent. They actually managed to blow up other people and get away unscathed. I have a feeling that Al-Qaeda have run out of competent terrorists prepared to blow themselves up and the only ones they have left are f**kwits that set fire to their own undies or stick dynamite up their own arses. They haven't really been on form for the last 5 years or so.

How about some Al Qaeda chat up lines?

I've got a bomb in my underpants. (Perhaps not!)
Is that a stick of gelignite in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

[EternalOptimist]

How about some Al Qaeda chat up lines?

I've got a bomb in my underpants. (Perhaps not!)
Is that a stick of gelignite in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Rhianna - 'here is a little miniature of me in a burkha on the London tube'
Ishmael - 'thats so cute, I'll have it blown up'

[SupremeSpod]

At least the Irish lot were reasonably competent. They actually managed to blow up other people and get away unscathed. I have a feeling that Al-Qaeda have run out of competent terrorists prepared to blow themselves up and the only ones they have left are f**kwits that set fire to their own undies or stick dynamite up their own arses. They haven't really been on form for the last 5 years or so.

Not entirely true.

[Mich the Tester]

How about some Al Qaeda chat up lines?

I've got a bomb in my underpants. (Perhaps not!)
Is that a stick of gelignite in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Here I sit all broken hearted, I lit the fuse and only farted.

[EternalOptimist]

Here I sit all broken hearted, I lit the fuse and only farted.

some come here to kiss and date
some come here for nooky
but I come here to detonate
and blow us all to f*cky