Commonwealth Games: Bob strikes again.

[Mich the Tester]

Its all a ploy to ensure Bob ends up with the most medals.

He can't even execute that plan; should have rammed the spikes up an Australian athlete's arse instead of a Ugandan official's nose.

[gingerjedi]

Batman

"This is something from high school, they call me the batman"

"Why is that?"

"Because of the mask"

[gricerboy]

Just hope it's 'Delhi belly' and not some intestinal parasite. Delhi belly usually goes away quickly, some of the nasty intestinal parasites can ruin an athlete's career.

As I said, I wouldn't compete there having experienced dyssentry and what it did to me.

Anyway, the Indians are second in the medals table right now, probably on the strength of their immune systems because nobody's going very fast in the pool or on the track.

It's actually a bloody disgrace that a city organising the Commonwealth Games is still unable to provide the basic hygiene that prevents thee illnesses. You know what is the primary cause of food poisoning in India? Cooks having a tulip, wiping their arse with their bare hands, dipping their hand in filthy water and then preparing food.

The games shouldn't be held there.

It was reading stories like this that put my off my planned trip to pokistan

[minestrone]

Bob next to me has fecked the build up, I get the impression he does not have a feckin clue what java is.

[minestrone]

Desktop support guy just walked over and said "remember I installed SQL server on your machine last week? can you check to see I never left the disk in the PC" Bob looks confused "can you just check the PC and see the disk is not in it" bob opens up the desk drawer and looks in it.

I don't know who hires these guys but he/she needs shot

[Drewster]

Desktop support guy just walked over and said "remember I installed SQL server on your machine last week? can you check to see I never left the disk in the PC" Bob looks confused "can you just check the PC and see the disk is not in it" bob opens up the desk drawer and looks in it.

I don't know who hires these guys but he/she needs shot

I agree.... Bloody Desktop Support guys 'kin useless... they ought to be outsourced! Get a couple of Bobs in for 1/2 the price you pay for these numpties.

[Bunk]

Bob next to me has fecked the build up, I get the impression he does not have a feckin clue what java is.

Maybe he can't remember which one Java is. After all, he is probably be doing all codes.

[Mich the Tester]

Desktop support guy just walked over and said "remember I installed SQL server on your machine last week? can you check to see I never left the disk in the PC" Bob looks confused "can you just check the PC and see the disk is not in it" bob opens up the desk drawer and looks in it.

I don't know who hires these guys but he/she needs shot

You mean the retractable coffee cup holder?

[Alf W]

Presumably this is another one taking place in or near the swimming arena.


Men's Pairs Double Trap - Final:
* 1 England 189.0000
* 2 India 188.0000
* 3 Malaysia 185.0000

[SupremeSpod]

Bob next to me has fecked the build up, I get the impression he does not have a feckin clue what java is.

Java - A programming language for clueless fuqwits who can't be trusted with a real computer.