I now own an Abyssinian Cat

[SupremeSpod]

Stick it on the BBQ.

ftfy

[minestrone]

It's a friendly little creature and has had a tough time.

It will be a welcome and noble addition to the Tester household.

Enough about suity, what about the cat?

[Zippy]

<Zeity sniffs quietly to himself>.

[hyperD]

Mmmm, delightful specimen. I'd hang it in the garage for a few weeks to really develop the flavour before braising in wine, fresh vegetables and stock.

[norrahe]

<Zeity sniffs quietly to himself>.

[AtW]

2

One common mog, one posh mog.

Plus two ex-mogs buried in the garden.

Is your wife aware of that?

[darmstadt]

One way of getting into the country illegally

[AtW]

Actually it's the cat who owns you now, it's not a dog you know!!!