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Swine Flu!!!
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Oh BTW. How's the rash you posted on 4Chan? Cleared up yet???What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Originally posted by Pondlife View PostRemember kids, licking the chutney spoon and putting it back in the jar spreads disease.
Stay clean, stay safe!
Oh, and some of you might want to consider picking up some of those tissues from your bedroom floor.
HTH
licky licky =
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*cough*
Got back from Brussels and seems to have caught cold/flu, just paid our suppliers of hardware from local bank - I hope I did not infect them
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Oh dear. Did you bring my chips?Originally posted by AtW View Post*cough*
Got back from Brussels and seems to have caught cold/flu, just paid our suppliers of hardware from local bank - I hope I did not infect them
+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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Wow that was much worse than your usual replies. Get some lemsip/hot toddy down you and off to bed. You'll be right as rain in no time.Originally posted by AtW View PostChips on shoulder?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Hi AtW, thanks for the PM. If you can make it in to work tomorrow that would be grand.Originally posted by AtW View PostGoing to check with my boss if it's okay to work from home tomorrow
Thanks
SY01/Boss
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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That's world-wide or UK-onlyOriginally posted by Xenophon View Post
Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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