Village Idiots out in force today

[sasguru]

Jeebo - pissed after his alcoholic lunch and in his usual moronic afternoon torpor, eating mints so he can cling to his dead-end job.

SB - the content-free verbiage flowing out like drool from a teething baby.

The Anticlockwise Coont - allowed on his mum's computer while she turns tricks at Kings Cross.

Gricer - cracking off on his crusty curtains as he fantasises about 80s rolling stock.

It a class CUK day.

[shaunbhoy]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Oh so predictable, and one-dimensional. Clinging onto your micro-set of taunts like a wino to his Buckfast bottle.
If you are going to try and engage in banter sg, at least have the sense to try and google some originality into your salvos.
I feel like Lennox Lewis squaring up to Posh Spice when you get all feisty like this.
Up your game man or get back to the cheap seats.

[sasguru]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Oh so predictable, and one-dimensional. Clinging onto your micro-set of taunts like a wino to his Buckfast bottle.
If you are going to try and engage in banter sg, at least have the sense to try and google some originality into your salvos.
I feel like Lennox Lewis squaring up to Posh Spice when you get all feisty like this.
Up your game man or get back to the cheap seats.

Checklist for SB posts:

1. Content-free - Check
2. Verbiage - Check
3. Flowing endlessly like drool - Check.

All present and accounted for. Next!

[d000hg]

Village Idiots out in force today

Yes, welcome back.

[shaunbhoy]

Checklist for SB posts:

1. Content-free - Check
2. Verbiage - Check
3. Flowing endlessly like drool - Check.

All present and accounted for. Next!

Outstanding. Good use of "drool" there too. Inspired.
No wonder you are in such demand.
Remarkably untainted by "Village Idiot" though, which was out of character. However, I suppose your preoccupation with the ****** smilie has caused a minor shift in your attention span.
Keep it up though, we have missed your wit!!

[Jeebo72]

Jeebo - pissed after his alcoholic lunch and in his usual moronic afternoon torpor, eating mints so he can cling to his dead-end job.

SB - the content-free verbiage flowing out like drool from a teething baby.

The Anticlockwise Coont - allowed on his mum's computer while she turns tricks at Kings Cross.

Gricer - cracking off on his crusty curtains as he fantasises about 80s rolling stock.

It a class CUK day.

"Better than ATW" ... aiming high as usual ... another one who would be better off in suicide forums. The sad thing about today's society is that survival of the fittest no longer holds true. We actually protect the week, support them, and encourage them to breed. And thus we end up with SAS gurus. People who could only imagine being alpha males via an online forum.

[sasguru]

Yes, welcome back.

'Ark at 'im. The choir boy who decided to join the big boys and traipses round them miserably like a teetotaller at a party.

[MarillionFan]

Well their King is back.

They've lined the streets for you today.

[sasguru]

"Better than ATW" ... aiming high as usual ... another one who would be better off in suicide forums. The sad thing about today's society is that survival of the fittest no longer holds true. We actually protect the week, support them, and encourage them to breed. And thus we end up with SAS gurus. People who could only imagine being alpha males via an online forum.

These suicide forums you're so obsessed with. Did they suggest drinking as a relatively painless way to go?

[sasguru]

Well their King is back.

Thank you for volunteering but SB has laid claim to the title.