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    #31
    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Heeby Jeboos...

    1. Have you ever decided to stop for a week or so, but only lasted for a couple of days?

    2. Do you wish people would mind their own business about your —stop telling you what to do?

    3. Have you ever switched from one kind of to another in the hope that this would keep you from getting drunk?

    4. Have you ever had to have an eye opener upon awakening during the past year?

    5. Do you envy people who can without getting into trouble?

    6. Have you had problems connected with your during the past year?

    7. Has your caused trouble at home?

    8. Do you ever try to get "extra" at a party because you do not get enough?

    9. Do you tell yourself you can stop any time you want to, even though you keep getting drunk when you don’t mean to?

    10. Have you missed days of work or school because of ?

    11. Do you have "blackouts"?

    12. Have you ever felt that your life would be better if you did not ?
    Same questions, but to sasguru?

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      #32
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Jesus! There's some real idiots posting today.

      I think I may have to head home, load up and see if I can bag a couple of morons before Eastenders.
      You can't have Sas twice, that would be too easy.
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #33
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Same questions, but to sasguru?
        I seem to have touched a nerve.
        Is it because I took the piss when you said you bought a book by some snake-oil salesman that told you how to become a millionaire, with a title like "Unleash your hidden potential"?
        If so let me re-iterate: you're a cretin for buying it and it won't work.
        HTH but IDI.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #34
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          I seem to have touched a nerve.
          Is it because I took the piss when you said you bought a book by some snake-oil salesman that told you how to become a millionaire, with a title like "Unleash your hidden potential"?
          If so let me re-iterate: you're a cretin for buying it and it won't work.
          HTH but IDI.
          Chillout.

          Have a and a

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            #35
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            Chillout.

            Have a and a

            WDPS

            Jeebo really seems to have got under sas's skin. Chillax sg, we are all friends here!

            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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              #36
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              Chillout.

              Have a and a



              Anyway, didnt SAS flounce off?
              Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                #37
                Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post


                Anyway, didnt SAS flounce off?
                Oh he is always doing that. But thankfully, he always returns. Which is just as well as he is an almost untapped reservoir of irrelevance for us to pick holes in on long boring days.
                Vive La Sasguru, L'Imbecile celebre!!!

                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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