How much could you earn if you were a SAS guru ...

[sasguru]

What does "innt" mean?

Its the noise of satisfaction one makes after a whisky chaser.
Innnnnnttttttttttt!

[d000hg]

Nipped out for a fosters, and glenmorangie chaser at 315.

Good combination

[Jeebo72]

Its the noise of satisfaction one makes after a whisky chaser.
Innnnnnttttttttttt!

never heard that one before, perhaps we drink different types of whisky.

[minestrone]

Heeby Jeboos...

1. Have you ever decided to stop drinking for a week or so, but only lasted for a couple of days?

2. Do you wish people would mind their own business about your drinking—stop telling you what to do?

3. Have you ever switched from one kind of drink to another in the hope that this would keep you from getting drunk?

4. Have you ever had to have an eye opener upon awakening during the past year?

5. Do you envy people who can drink without getting into trouble?

6. Have you had problems connected with your drinking during the past year?

7. Has your drinking caused trouble at home?

8. Do you ever try to get "extra" drinks a party because you do not get enough?

9. Do you tell yourself you can stop drinking any time you want to, even though you keep getting drunk when you don’t mean to?

10. Have you missed days of work or school because of drinking?

11. Do you have "blackouts"?

12. Have you ever felt that your life would be better if you did not drink?

[Jeebo72]

Good combination

I thought so! Fosters as it's week, and I was feeling a but tipsy, Glenmorangie, cos it's nice.

[minestrone]

I thought so! Fosters as it's week, and I was feeling a but tipsy, Glenmorangie, cos it's nice.

Glenmorangie is, well, not the best.

[sasguru]

I thought so! Fosters as it's week, and I was feeling a but tipsy, Glenmorangie, cos it's nice.

What week? And why where you feeling a butt, tipsy.
I take it that was a spelling mistake.

[d000hg]

Its the noise of satisfaction one makes after a whisky chaser.
Innnnnnttttttttttt!

never heard that one before, perhaps we drink different types of whisky.

Sas learned how to drink whisky watching TV, where the wet nerdy guy nervously downs a shot.

[d000hg]

Glenmorangie is, well, not the best.

S'alright, but lager & single-malt is a bit weird. And Fosters isn't even weak anymore is it, didn't they start selling the 5% 'export' version in the UK?

[MarillionFan]

Jesus! There's some real idiots posting today.

I think I may have to head home, load up and see if I can bag a couple of morons before Eastenders.