Proper schools with proper teachers who are allowed to scare/beat the crap out of little tulips.
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A couple of pubs round here do, but WHS.Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostProper pubs that offer beer in mugs as standard
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The funny Suityou.
Only joking. That's fantasy.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Tony Blair as PM and Gordon as Chancellor. 20% rises in house prices annually and 10,000 new public sector jobs created every day and million new immigrants ready to boost our economy.
Those were the days!Comment
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WHS. I hate this "Can I get..." business.Originally posted by wobbegong View PostSaying 'Please' and 'Thank you' instead of 'Can I get . . .' and 'Nice'.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Witchcraft, complete with cauldrons, running around naked in the woods, and ducking stools.
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Heh? Oh, DUCKING stools. Carry on...Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostSpeaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on TwitterComment
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Sounds a bit dubious.Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Duelling
Because a society where duelling is legal is a polite society. (Not to be confused with the saying "An armed society is a polite society", because quite clearly our septic cousins are far from polite, and guns do not make people polite. Swords and fencing rapiers do.)
It would also resolve a lot of inter-office politics, with people stabbing each other in the back. You could call someone out, then have a duel in the car park, and run them through the front instead.
Much more civilised, I say.
How many bosses would suddenly start being a lot nicer to their staff, I wonder ?Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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