Spam of the day

[Pondlife]

No, worse, it was on my BB, scared the bejaysus out of me. There was I thinking I'd found a new place to try and all I got was a big hairy ass looking at me with a vibrator shoved up it

Did it say whether it came with rice or bread?

[MarillionFan]

Did it say whether it came with rice or bread?

Brown bread or white bread?

[SupremeSpod]

Brown bread or white bread?

I thought you'd flounced.

[doodab]

I made the mistake of clicking on something last night - I'm still almost blinded by the sight. It was people with vibrators stuck up their asses...

I was horrified. It was meant to be a link to a curry house

Boys or girls?

[cailin maith]

Boys or girls?

I couldn't really tell from the angle and TBH I tried to get rid of it, really quickly

[MarillionFan]

I thought you'd flounced.

You on the happy pills again? You'll be seeing little green leprechauns next!