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MarillionFan replied

22 September 2010, 12:32
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

I thought you'd flounced.

You on the happy pills again? You'll be seeing little green leprechauns next!
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cailin maith replied

22 September 2010, 12:28
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Boys or girls?

I couldn't really tell from the angle and TBH I tried to get rid of it, really quickly
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doodab replied

22 September 2010, 12:18
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

I made the mistake of clicking on something last night - I'm still almost blinded by the sight. It was people with vibrators stuck up their asses...

I was horrified. It was meant to be a link to a curry house

Boys or girls?
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SupremeSpod replied

22 September 2010, 12:14
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Brown bread or white bread?

I thought you'd flounced.
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MarillionFan replied

22 September 2010, 12:12
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Did it say whether it came with rice or bread?

Brown bread or white bread?
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Pondlife replied

22 September 2010, 12:09
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

No, worse, it was on my BB, scared the bejaysus out of me. There was I thinking I'd found a new place to try and all I got was a big hairy ass looking at me with a vibrator shoved up it

Did it say whether it came with rice or bread?
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Mich the Tester replied

22 September 2010, 12:08
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

AtW has his hands down his grubby underpants at this very moment.

down the front or the back?
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cailin maith replied

22 September 2010, 12:06
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

Let's just leave it now, shall we?

HAB will be along soon for the link and AtW has his hands down his grubby underpants at this very moment.

eeewwww!

Originally posted by Clippy View Post

You sure it wasn't HAB's CUK profile picture?

I don't think so...
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Clippy replied

22 September 2010, 12:05
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

No, worse, it was on my BB, scared the bejaysus out of me. There was I thinking I'd found a new place to try and all I got was a big hairy ass looking at me with a vibrator shoved up it

You sure it wasn't HAB's CUK profile picture?
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SupremeSpod replied

22 September 2010, 12:05
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

No, worse, it was on my BB, scared the bejaysus out of me. There was I thinking I'd found a new place to try and all I got was a big hairy ass looking at me with a vibrator shoved up it

Let's just leave it now, shall we?

HAB will be along soon for the link and AtW has his hands down his grubby underpants at this very moment.
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cailin maith replied

22 September 2010, 12:03
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

Oh dear.

Time to clean out your internet history again when I come home.

No, worse, it was on my BB, scared the bejaysus out of me. There was I thinking I'd found a new place to try and all I got was a big hairy ass looking at me with a vibrator shoved up it
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SupremeSpod replied

22 September 2010, 12:02
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

I made the mistake of clicking on something last night - I'm still almost blinded by the sight. It was people with vibrators stuck up their asses...

I was horrified. It was meant to be a link to a curry house

Oh dear.

Time to clean out your internet history again when I come home.
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cailin maith replied

22 September 2010, 12:02
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

You were looking for chutney spoons?
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Mich the Tester replied

22 September 2010, 12:02
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

I made the mistake of clicking on something last night - I'm still almost blinded by the sight. It was people with vibrators stuck up their asses...

I was horrified. It was meant to be a link to a curry house

You were looking for chutney spoons?
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cailin maith replied

22 September 2010, 12:00
I made the mistake of clicking on something last night - I'm still almost blinded by the sight. It was people with vibrators stuck up their asses...

I was horrified. It was meant to be a link to a curry house
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