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Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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When I went to India and got sick, lots of Indians told me it was because westerners are not accustomed to ‘the spicy food’.Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostI heard an Indian official saying that this morning. Laughed my b*ll*cks off I did.
Sure. Nothing to do with giardia, cryptosporidium, clostridium or any other perfectly innocent deadly pathogen transmitted by cooks wiping their arses without bogroll then preparing food without washing their hands. Nothing at all to do with that, no it´s a little bit of extra cumin and paprika powder that causes dysentery. Yep, you heard it here first.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Phillips Idowu's pulled out.
BBC Sport - English trio pull out of Commonwealth Games
Well, that was probably the biggest star of the games. World discus champion's pulled out too.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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