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There was some report about dogs living in the buildings. Twas probably them.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Lucky it wasn't elephants.Originally posted by Zippy View PostThere was some report about dogs living in the buildings. Twas probably them.Comment
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Apparently it's the new long jump pit....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Sounds cleaner than the one in my local park!Originally posted by Lockhouse View PostApparently it's the new long jump pit.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I think it's very sad. I was in Delhi in April, and there was so much work going on - pavements being laid, new roads, generally massive amounts of money being spent. Our tour guide talked excitedly about the games and I thought they would give the country a real boost. It's a shame it's got so late before anyone has thought to check on readiness. To have spent all that money and not get the positive return when so many people are so desperately poor would be terrible.
But yes, it does have echoes of clientCo's software project.Comment
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Before we get too snooty though, we have to remember our building projects haven't been covered in glory - think of that wobbly bridge across the Thames, and the toilet fiasco at Wembley. Let's hope we don't mess up the Olympics!Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on TwitterComment
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couldn't they run?Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostLet's hope the rickshaws are in good working order or the athletes won't get to the stadia.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
I preferred version 1!Comment
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They'll bloody well have to when they get diarrhoea.Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Postcouldn't they run?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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An official said "complaints could be due to "cultural differences".
"Everyone has different standards about cleanliness. The Westerners have different standards, we have different standards"

New Zealand chef de mission Dave Currie has suggested the Games might even have to be cancelled.
He told New Zealand commercial radio on Tuesday: "If the village is not ready and athletes can't come, obviously the implications of that are that it's not going to happen."
Sounds like a sensible chap. Protect your athletes; a nasty stomach or intestinal infection could ruin their chances at more important and lucrative tournaments. Many of the athletes make their living (often a very basic living) out of their sport and can't afford to lose a year or so due to illness. Looks to me like the world, and India itself, is finally getting a reminder that however strong India's economic growth, however huge it's IT companies, it's still a third world country, and in the third world, basic stuff like building, cleaning and hygiene generally isn't much good.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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I heard an Indian official saying that this morning. Laughed my b*ll*cks off I did.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostAn official said "complaints could be due to "cultural differences".
"Everyone has different standards about cleanliness. The Westerners have different standards, we have different standards"Comment
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