Mines quite big. If you walk through the back of my wardrobe it takes you to a land of ice with lions and witches.
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So far in the wardrobe you can see Narnia?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostMines quite big. If you walk through the back of my wardrobe it takes you to a land of ice with lions and witches.

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That would be due to all those "Supersized" clothes then?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostMines quite big. If you walk through the back of my wardrobe it takes you to a land of ice with lions and witches.
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My swimming pool has only three sides. The builders say it has four, but it's at infinity of some fink. I think they are having me on. I should call them in and tell 'em to fix it.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostNo it isn't. I've seen it.

doomprawn's house matches chloe victoria's website (NSFW)
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostHow big is your house? Is it big, or really really big? Is it so big you get lost in it?
My house is really really big.
I suspect your penis size is inversly proportionate to the size of your house. Limp Prawn indeed.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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WHABS, Main, Holiday or BTLs?Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostWhich one are you asking about?Never has a man been heard to say on his death bed that he wishes he'd spent more time in the office.Comment
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I've just read this thread as 'How big is your arse?'."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Originally posted by cojak View PostI've just read this thread as 'How big is your arse?'.
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Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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