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SupremeSpod replied

21 September 2010, 15:10
Originally posted by cojak View Post

I've just read this thread as 'How big is your arse?'.

Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Well tell us then.

Anything more than a handful is a waste.

My span is 12"
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Mich the Tester replied

21 September 2010, 15:01
Originally posted by cojak View Post

I've just read this thread as 'How big is your arse?'.

Well tell us then.
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cojak replied

21 September 2010, 15:01
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
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Xenophon replied

21 September 2010, 15:00
Originally posted by cojak View Post

I've just read this thread as 'How big is your arse?'.
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cojak replied

21 September 2010, 14:58
I've just read this thread as 'How big is your arse?'.
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Scrag Meister replied

21 September 2010, 14:24
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

Which one are you asking about?

WHABS, Main, Holiday or BTLs?
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bogeyman replied

21 September 2010, 14:11
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

How big is your house? Is it big, or really really big? Is it so big you get lost in it?

My house is really really big.

I suspect your penis size is inversly proportionate to the size of your house. Limp Prawn indeed.
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Boudica replied

21 September 2010, 14:11
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

No it isn't. I've seen it.

doomprawn's house matches chloe victoria's website (NSFW)

Chloe Mafia
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HairyArsedBloke replied

21 September 2010, 14:04
My swimming pool has only three sides. The builders say it has four, but it's at infinity of some fink. I think they are having me on. I should call them in and tell 'em to fix it.
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shaunbhoy replied

21 September 2010, 13:46
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Mines quite big. If you walk through the back of my wardrobe it takes you to a land of ice with lions and witches.

That would be due to all those "Supersized" clothes then?
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SupremeSpod replied

21 September 2010, 13:45
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Mines quite big. If you walk through the back of my wardrobe it takes you to a land of ice with lions and witches.

So far in the wardrobe you can see Narnia?

Oi HAB! A potential recruit for you!
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MarillionFan replied

21 September 2010, 13:44
Mines quite big. If you walk through the back of my wardrobe it takes you to a land of ice with lions and witches.
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Mich the Tester replied

21 September 2010, 13:43
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

My house is really really big.

No it isn't. I've seen it.
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fullyautomatix replied

21 September 2010, 13:40
2 up 2 down standard shoe box I live in. One day I will match you Prawn, perhaps should put all my cash into some SKA shares.
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Xenophon replied

21 September 2010, 13:39
Originally posted by chef View Post

your answer DP can be found here (possibly nsfw)

You need to spread some mother CUKin' forum love around before you can dry hump chef again.

Okey dokey.
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