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    #71
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    It can get confusing. It depends on what sex you are?

    what a knob!

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      #72
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Mmm. I'm not sure the term 'top clunge' can be levelled here.

      Basically we're talking about a very long spoon and a very deep barrel. Take said spoon and very deep barrel and start to scrape. Once you have scraped for a few minutes. Stop remove the barrel and then start digging. After an hour you're begining to get close.

      Hth
      That could have been quite funny if the awful spelling and punctuation hadn't made it so difficult to read.
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #73
        By the way. Here is the proof!

        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #74
          Jeez MF! Was that really necessary?
          +50 Xeno Geek Points
          Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
          As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

          Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

          CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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            #75
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            By the way. Here is the proof!

            Have you dyed your hair?
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #76
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              Have you dyed your hair?
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #77
                People who say "administrate"
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #78
                  people who ressurect their own dead threads

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                    #79
                    The hard of thinking
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #80
                      Originally posted by original PM View Post
                      people who ressurect their own dead threads
                      (which is along the same theme as an older, longer running thread...)
                      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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