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The pet hates thread
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That could have been quite funny if the awful spelling and punctuation hadn't made it so difficult to read.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostMmm. I'm not sure the term 'top clunge' can be levelled here.
Basically we're talking about a very long spoon and a very deep barrel. Take said spoon and very deep barrel and start to scrape. Once you have scraped for a few minutes. Stop remove the barrel and then start digging. After an hour you're begining to get close.
HthPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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By the way. Here is the proof!
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Jeez MF!
Was that really necessary?
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Have you dyed your hair?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostBy the way. Here is the proof!
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostHave you dyed your hair?
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(which is along the same theme as an older, longer running thread...)Originally posted by original PM View Postpeople who ressurect their own dead threadsPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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