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    #61
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Nice to see some top clunge is around on CUK tonight.
    Mmm. I'm not sure the term 'top clunge' can be levelled here.

    Basically we're talking about a very long spoon and a very deep barrel. Take said spoon and very deep barrel and start to scrape. Once you have scraped for a few minutes. Stop remove the barrel and then start digging. After an hour you're begining to get close.

    Hth
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #62
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      What the hell was that?
      Clunge is the new down with the kids word for totty.
      While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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        #63
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        Clunge is the new down with the kids word for totty.
        And HAB is Neil's dad!!!

        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #64
          Oh, I forgot







          And what is this infamous clique I keep hearing about, is it like the famous five without the lashings of ginger beer?
          "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

          Norrahe's blog

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            #65
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            What the hell was that?
            There's a joke running through this thread. You're not part of it.
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #66
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Mmm. I'm not sure the term 'top clunge' can be levelled here.

              Basically we're talking about a very long spoon and a very deep barrel. Take said spoon and very deep barrel and start to scrape. Once you have scraped for a few minutes. Stop remove the barrel and then start digging. After an hour you're begining to get close.

              Hth
              Poor MP. And all the other CUKettes too. Spurned (or perhaps spooned) by MF.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #67
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                Spurned (or perhaps spooned) by MF.
                One can expect only the best from MF, allegedly

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                  #68
                  Originally posted by AtW View Post
                  It's not so much as who "likes whom", it's the question of what victim will get picked on by infamous CUK cliques...
                  No Cliques here AtW.




                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    There's a joke running through this thread. You're not part of it.
                    No I meant it was a crap reply.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #70
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      No I meant it was a crap reply.
                      Course you did. You're actually very smart.
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                      Originally posted by vetran
                      Urine is quite nourishing

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