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    #51
    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    It's not so much as who "likes whom", it's the question of what victim will get picked on by infamous CUK cliques...
    MF, MP, Zips, Norr, shall we?
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #52
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      It's not so much as who "likes whom", it's the question of what victim will get picked on by infamous CUK cliques...
      It's whoever blinks first gets savaged by the rest. See! See the whites of my eyes!!!
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #53
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        It's whoever blinks first gets savaged by the rest. See! See the yellows of my eyes!!!
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #54
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          You know, every new contract is like Quantum Leap.

          You appear out of nowhere. Have no idea what the **** is going on, don't know why your there, and if you think you do it changes anyway, you have a little computer friend called Google you keep refering to, you can't tell who the good or bad guys are and finally when you've worked out what's going on!!! You leap onto the next one!!!
          Best post from you all week.

          Evening benders.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #55
            People who feck about with tradition for the sake of PCness.

            Bought a 'this little piggy' book with piggy finger puppets for mate's baby's 1st birthday.

            "This little piggy has roast beef,
            This little piggy has none"

            Replaced with

            "This little piggy has cookies,
            This little piggy has fun"

            Presumably the idea of carnivorous piggies and piggies going without could traumatise a child for life. Grrrr.

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              #56
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              Best post from you all week.

              Evening benders.
              Evening loser
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #57
                Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                People who feck about with tradition for the sake of PCness.

                Bought a 'this little piggy' book with piggy finger puppets for mate's baby's 1st birthday.

                "This little piggy has roast beef,
                This little piggy has none"

                Replaced with

                "This little piggy has cookies,
                This little piggy has fun"

                Presumably the idea of carnivorous piggies and piggies going without could traumatise a child for life. Grrrr.
                You're kidding. Load of crap.
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                  "This little piggy has roast beef,
                  This little piggy has none"

                  Replaced with

                  "This little piggy has cookies,
                  This little piggy has fun"
                  It's the age of austerity - roast beef is much more expensive than cookies

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                    Evening loser
                    Nice to see some top clunge is around on CUK tonight.
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                      Nice to see some top clunge is around on CUK tonight.
                      What the hell was that?
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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