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16 September 2010, 20:00

"I expect you to die Mr Bond!"

What happens in General, stays in General.
You know what they say about assumptions!
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16 September 2010, 20:08

I am the only famous german in this country, Mr Ratzinger.
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16 September 2010, 20:09

One is orf to that Mr Blair's book signing. Shan't be long.
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#4

16 September 2010, 20:30

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Somebody mentioned it's the peasant shooting season

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16 September 2010, 21:08

I'm calling shotgun.
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16 September 2010, 21:11

Is one feeling lucky, punk.
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#7

16 September 2010, 21:18

"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Phillip. I expect you to die"

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#8

16 September 2010, 21:23

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Carlos the Jackal had a number of aliases he used to avoid drawing attention to himself.

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16 September 2010, 21:25

One is planning to have a new election

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#10

16 September 2010, 21:30

Damn, another windscreen.

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