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Would you sell your arse for £50k?

15 September 2010, 22:15

Every man has his price and all that....

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£50000	16.67%	2 votes
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It's not for sale	41.67%	5 votes
AndyW says it's priceless	41.67%	5 votes

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15 September 2010, 22:16

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15 September 2010, 22:17

Originally posted by doodab View Post

Every man has his price and all that....

'One off' payment or permie job?

and I hope you don't mean to sell it in that 'other way'
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15 September 2010, 22:20

Originally posted by doodab View Post

Every man has his price and all that....

Sorry. As an American what's an 'arse'? Do you mean ass? And if so what that in dollars?

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15 September 2010, 22:21

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Sorry. As an American what's an 'arse'? Do you mean ass? And if so what that in dollars?

In your case, it's about a nickel.

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15 September 2010, 22:22

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15 September 2010, 22:23

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Sorry. As an American what's an 'arse'? Do you mean ass? And if so what that in dollars?

An ass would cost you about $400, maybe $700 if you like 'em young.
Not qualified to comment on the market value of arse.
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15 September 2010, 22:38

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Sorry. As an American what's an 'arse'? Do you mean ass? And if so what that in dollars?

An ass is a donkey.

Look, this is too difficult to explain, just bend over and hold your hand out for doodabs money
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16 September 2010, 07:18

Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Sorry. As an American what's an 'arse'? Do you mean ass? And if so what that in dollars?

XE.COM, work it out you lazy tulip.

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16 September 2010, 09:05

I might get out of bed for that daily rate.

I mean, isn't that what Wayne Rooney earns? £100K a week, turns up twice a week to do work.
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