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Things not to say on a first date

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    #31
    I'm married with kids
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #32
      Originally posted by hyperD View Post
      Mine's like this perfect example of Polystictus versicolor:

      See a doctor.
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #33
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        I'm married with kids
        Thats more like a pulling line in Barnsley
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #34
          I am no longer infected
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #35
            Divorced, beheaded, died; Divorced beheaded survived
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #36
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Divorced, beheaded, died; Divorced beheaded survived
              Henry, is that you?

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