Originally posted by SueEllen
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I does tend to reduce their ability to reproduce though, so if you're doing it to a human, I'd prefer you to ask first (if that's ok?)."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
Open up a few Korean restaurants nearby - problem solved.
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That's a good idea. Maybe they could eat the pope as well.bloggoth
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I'm feeling quite hungry after reading this recipe:
Cat Recipes
Cat Braisé - Dredge the cat pieces in seasoned flour, shaking off excess. Brown over medium heat, turning regularly, until golden on all sides. Remove cat pieces to a plate and dump any oil remaining in the pan. Add 1 T of the remaining oil and the bacon dice. (Omit bacon if you only have access to the thin-sliced vacuum packed supermarket variety.) Sauté until cooked but not "crisp".
Mmmm.... now I'd better keep an eye out for the neighbour's cat - it's a fat, juicy bastard fit for the frying pan.
UPDATE: Found a better recipe. Beer roasted cat - surely a freelancer's meal of champions?Last edited by hyperD; 4 September 2010, 10:32.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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This may help.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostHow did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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I suspect you need 1000 rep points for said coveted title.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostCrikey! Mods, can you consider changing SueEllen's tag line from "SueEllen is mostly harmless" to "SueEllen is a ball buster"?
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Actually, sue ellen has a point, loads of people volunteer to get 'done'.
The only harm I ever heard of was to my mates street cred. He had the snip and came into the pub walking like john Wayne.
He could barely sit stand or anything. We laughed and laughed. Then he explained that one of his balls had swollen up to the size of an ostrich egg and turned purple. We eventually cajoled him into showing us, and when we saw the state of his swollen purple/yellow plum we laughed so hard we cried real tears. He got miffed and said
'youse bastids, I'm not going to show you the big one now'
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