Getting the builders in ...

[MarillionFan]

You can't polish a turd DP.

No. But you can call it art by cutting it in half, putting it on a stick & displaying it in formaldehyde!

I call this one tulip on a Stick!

[shaunbhoy]

Anyway, I think in sasguru's parlance, "Getting the Builders In" is a euphemism for bunging his gay Polish Carpenter Lodger a few "Favours" in return for a bodged go at updating his maisonette in Hackney!

[Pondlife]

You can't polish a turd DP.

But you can roll it in glitter.

[sasguru]

You can't polish a turd DP.

Which is why your parents didn't pay for you to go to university.
HTH

[sasguru]

Wow, Wickes will be pleased. Shame it'll be the same pokey bedsit in a rough bit of London.

Still, taking Beeney's advice and trying to "add value" eh?

You of all people should know it was valued at just above £900K in 2008. Guess where the renovations will take it ....

[MarillionFan]

You of all people should know it was valued at just above £900K in 2008. Guess where the renovations will take it ....

£150k

You are Mickey Carroll and I claim my £9.3 million pounds

[EternalOptimist]

I reckon the eastern europeans will come in, see the width of the doors, see the size of SasGurus nut, shake their heads and mutter to each other
'you cant English a turd'

[DimPrawn]

You of all people should know it was valued at just above £900K in 2008. Guess where the renovations will take it ....

...with your taste........£600K

[dang65]

Our next door neighbour is having some building work done by a couple of Polish guys and they are staying in his house while they do the work. They play table tennis out in the back garden till about 10:30pm and keep knocking the balls over the fence. One of them pops round most mornings to collect them. It's quite sweet really. If they were English builders they'd be locked in the boozer all night and pop round most mornings because they'd forgotten which house they were working on.

[Scrag Meister]

I hear there was an immense level 9 earthquake around at sasguru's place and it did £150k worth of improvements.