There is not 1 single babe where I work, not even the secretary. Whats that about?

[MarillionFan]

I know youre taking the P, but I'll have you know that Ive slept with no less than 3 of my fellow colleagues (all women) in the past 4 years. So if Im good enough for them ........

And as has been pointed out numerous times before. Everyone who works in IT is a man or used to be a man.

Were they pre or post op?

[scooterscot]

Then come to Germany

Not an extra pound of flesh in sight not to mention the natural curves that would have supermodels running to the nearest Botox clinic. Did I mention they're mad keen on exercise too?

[Mich the Tester]

I know youre taking the P, but I'll have you know that Ive slept with no less than 3 of my fellow colleagues (all women) in the past 4 years. So if Im good enough for them ........

I didn't know you were a professional polo player.

[MaryPoppins]

I know youre taking the P, but I'll have you know that Ive slept with no less than 3 of my fellow colleagues (all women) in the past 4 years. So if Im good enough for them ........

All women eh? Wow. Well done.

I think my favourite type of men are those who brag about fictitious sexual conquests.

That, and a total lack of regard for punctuation.

You're growing on me.

[ChimpMaster]

Just remember: if she smokes, she pokes.

[SupremeSpod]

All women eh? Wow. Well done.

I think my favourite type of men are those who brag about fictitious sexual conquests.

That, and a total lack of regard for punctuation.

You're growing on me.

[jimjamuk]

In my previous contract, at least the sales babes were 'aplenty'.

Here, nothing.

I look at the 40 year old saleswoman going through her 22nd fag for the day .... nothing!

What gives?

do you work in Swindon??

[MaryPoppins]

Sarcasm

[doodab]

Older women have their advantages.

[Mich the Tester]

Moist feeling in my undies

Control yourself MP!