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There is not 1 single babe where I work, not even the secretary. Whats that about?

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    #21
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Control yourself MP!
    Mich, stop trying to nab that No 1 spot....
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #22
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      Mich, stop trying to nab that No 1 spot....
      Not at all. EO can be the nicest perv. I shall be the nastiest perv.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #23
        Originally posted by jimjamuk View Post
        do you work in Swindon??
        I never work anywhere that has magic roundabouts. That rules Milton Keynes out as well.

        Swindon is for people who aren't good enough to work in Reading.

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          #24
          Originally posted by 117MilesToGo View Post
          In my previous contract, at least the sales babes were 'aplenty'.

          Here, nothing.

          I look at the 40 year old saleswoman going through her 22nd fag for the day .... nothing!

          What gives?


          If you work in London; all IT bods are gay.
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #25
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            Older women have their advantages.
            Free bus pass?

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              #26
              Originally posted by Clippy View Post
              Free bus pass?
              The phrase involving a sausage and Oxford Street comes to mind when I think of the older ladies.

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                #27
                Originally posted by Clippy View Post
                Free bus pass?
                Removable teeth.
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                  If you work in London; all IT bods are gay.


                  Oh, hang on. I'm not an IT bod.
                  How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

                  Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
                  Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

                  "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                    #29
                    Why should there be a 'babe' where you work ? I presume you are trolling but if your daily work life gets depressing without a pussy in sight, you need to seek help.
                    Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
                      Not an extra pound of flesh in sight not to mention the natural curves that would have supermodels running to the nearest Botox clinic. Did I mention they're mad keen on exercise too?
                      Yes I know, went out with one a while ago, have you been to the saunas yet?
                      But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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