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Sprinter Trains and other ridiculous product names

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    #21
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    No you are not sprinting. You are running assuming you are relatively fit, or more realistically for the average bod, wobbling. 'Sprinting' is not a generic term for wobbling a bit faster than usual, but an elite activity, reserved for the most highly trained athletes and those animals provided by nature with great speed and grace, such as cheetahs, gazelles and horses.
    Not according to the dictionaries I have access to. At least one dictionary doesn't even say it is only a running-related activity, you can sprint while swimming, skiing, etc.

    If you're going to tell us what language means I think you need some sort of backup, rather than "English according to one person who considers himself an unproved authority on sport and language".
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #22
      Originally posted by d000hg View Post
      Not according to the dictionaries I have access to. At least one dictionary doesn't even say it is only a running-related activity, you can sprint while swimming, skiing, etc.

      If you're going to tell us what language means I think you need some sort of backup, rather than "English according to one person who considers himself an unproved authority on sport and language".
      Two pedantic twats on one forum. Who'd have thought it?

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        #23
        Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
        Two pedantic twats on one forum. Who'd have thought it?
        Who indeed.
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #24
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          proximity and availability of a human vulva


          I have gone right off you now, MT.
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #25
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


            I have gone right off you now, MT.
            me too.
            it's not a human vulv, it's a female vulv. *

            can we have a bit of accuracy around here please ?


            * except for the one on the front of SasGurus 'ead, where his face should be




            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #26
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              Who indeed.
              Whom

              Shirley?

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                #27
                Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                Whom

                Shirley?
                Should we make that three?
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  Should we make that three?
                  At least.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


                    I have gone right off you now, MT.
                    Problems, Ms Ploppings?

                    Missed your hot lunch today?
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                      Problems, Ms Ploppings?

                      Missed your hot lunch today?


                      You love learning from me, don't deny it.
                      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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