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Previously on "Sprinter Trains and other ridiculous product names"

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Really folks, I invite people to join a vaguely humourous rant about products that don't live up to their name and it all ends in people calling each other twats, trying to outpedant each other and generally behaving like retarded baboons fighting over a scrap of banana.
    Ook?

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Really folks, I invite people to join a vaguely humourous rant about products that don't live up to their name and it all ends in people calling each other twats, trying to outpedant each other and generally behaving like retarded baboons fighting over a scrap of banana.
    I can't believe you're surprised MT.

    Come on, let's go for lunch.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Really folks, I invite people to join a vaguely humourous rant about products that don't live up to their name and it all ends in people calling each other twats, trying to outpedant each other and generally behaving like retarded baboons fighting over a scrap of banana.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Two pedantic twats on one forum. Who'd have thought it?
    I don't think you're correctly using the word 'pedantic' here.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Two pedantic twats on one forum. Who'd have thought it?
    It wouldn't be much of a forum without pedantic twats.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    You love learning from me, don't deny it.
    Yep, I'll reserve my next session by SMS, if you don't mind.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Should we make that three?

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Problems, Ms Ploppings?

    Missed your hot lunch today?


    You love learning from me, don't deny it.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


    I have gone right off you now, MT.
    Problems, Ms Ploppings?

    Missed your hot lunch today?

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Should we make that three?
    At least.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Whom

    Shirley?
    Should we make that three?

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Who indeed.
    Whom

    Shirley?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


    I have gone right off you now, MT.
    me too.
    it's not a human vulv, it's a female vulv. *

    can we have a bit of accuracy around here please ?


    * except for the one on the front of SasGurus 'ead, where his face should be




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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    proximity and availability of a human vulva


    I have gone right off you now, MT.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Two pedantic twats on one forum. Who'd have thought it?
    Who indeed.

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