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Previously on "Sprinter Trains and other ridiculous product names"
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I can't believe you're surprised MT.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostReally folks, I invite people to join a vaguely humourous rant about products that don't live up to their name and it all ends in people calling each other twats, trying to outpedant each other and generally behaving like retarded baboons fighting over a scrap of banana.
Come on, let's go for lunch.
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Really folks, I invite people to join a vaguely humourous rant about products that don't live up to their name and it all ends in people calling each other twats, trying to outpedant each other and generally behaving like retarded baboons fighting over a scrap of banana.
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Yep, I'll reserve my next session by SMS, if you don't mind.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostYou love learning from me, don't deny it.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostProblems, Ms Ploppings?
Missed your hot lunch today?
You love learning from me, don't deny it.
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Problems, Ms Ploppings?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
I have gone right off you now, MT.
Missed your hot lunch today?
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Should we make that three?Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostWhom
Shirley?
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me too.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
I have gone right off you now, MT.
it's not a human vulv, it's a female vulv. *
can we have a bit of accuracy around here please ?
* except for the one on the front of SasGurus 'ead, where his face should be
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Postproximity and availability of a human vulva
I have gone right off you now, MT.
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Who indeed.Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostTwo pedantic twats on one forum. Who'd have thought it?
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