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A 'Plan B' for the laydees
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A 'Plan B' for the laydees
TelegraphHow did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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"A Plan B for the laydees". Alternative title: "Switch your war chest for a phwoarr chest".
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I would want to feel both of them at that price!Originally posted by lightng View PostI'd feel a right tit if that happened to me.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Worrying to think this 'ploy' would actually work.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I think you'll find they are £1.Originally posted by LightshipP.S. Poundland has wallets on sale for 99p each.Comment
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Whats really worrying is that women still dont get this. After years of getting your jugs stared at by 14 - 64 year olds, you still dont understand that they just cant help it.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWorrying to think this 'ploy' would actually work.
Mary, its almost impossible not to stare.
just try to stop breathing for a few minutes...its impossible.
now show us a picture of yer tits
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Oh, EO. I have so missed your wise words.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostWhats really worrying is that women still dont get this. After years of getting your jugs stared at by 14 - 64 year olds, you still dont understand that they just cant help it.
Mary, its almost impossible not to stare.
just try to stop breathing for a few minutes...its impossible.
now show us a picture of yer tits

Pic on it's way.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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blooming heck woman.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostOh, EO. I have so missed your wise words.
Pic on it's way.
do you have any idea how hard it is to type, when you have gozzy eyes and one hand in yer kecks
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She's right. Quality smut has been lacking of lateOriginally posted by MaryPoppins View PostOh, EO. I have so missed your wise words.
Pic on it's way.
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and you're not too big to go over my knee eitherOriginally posted by Zippy View PostShe's right. Quality smut has been lacking of late
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