Originally posted by MaryPoppins
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Previously on "A 'Plan B' for the laydees"
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postto be honest, i need a stress sh@g, i am getting desperate
and Marillionfan is not answering my calls
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostGlad your boy is fine though, nice one.
Oh, and, welcome back. You were missed.
and Marillionfan is not answering my calls
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
<cough>
its a fair cop
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Oh, and, welcome back. You were missed.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostIn his element here isn't he Zip
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its a fair cop
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postand you're not too big to go over my knee either
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostShe's right. Quality smut has been lacking of late
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostOh, EO. I have so missed your wise words.
Pic on it's way.
do you have any idea how hard it is to type, when you have gozzy eyes and one hand in yer kecks
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostWhats really worrying is that women still dont get this. After years of getting your jugs stared at by 14 - 64 year olds, you still dont understand that they just cant help it.
Mary, its almost impossible not to stare.
just try to stop breathing for a few minutes...its impossible.
now show us a picture of yer tits
Pic on it's way.
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWorrying to think this 'ploy' would actually work.
Mary, its almost impossible not to stare.
just try to stop breathing for a few minutes...its impossible.
now show us a picture of yer tits
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Originally posted by LightshipP.S. Poundland has wallets on sale for 99p each.
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"A Plan B for the laydees". Alternative title: "Switch your war chest for a phwoarr chest".
Great scam. I'd feel a right tit if that happened to me.
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