Boomed (ouch)

[norrahe]

Top for the job

for the ouch bit

[Zippy]

Well done on the job but have you considered a more conventional type of contraception?

[MaryPoppins]

I worked with a lass who used to smoke. She gave it up after she was driving once, attempted to chuch the fag end out of the window, without realising it was closed. She came to the conclusion that 80mph on the A1, with your tights on fire probably indicates that smoking really is bad for your health.

I've done that, too. Cig went under bum - it's hard to drive without your bum on the driving seat.

Thanks all, it's Astrazeneza, so steer clear of medicine for a while.

Oh, and, Zippy, I have chosen the best form of contraception available.

[Boudica]

Well done Mary x

Sorry you hurt yourself, i did that as i fell down an escalator once...

I thought you lived in London

[NotAllThere]

...

Thanks all, it's Astrazeneza, so steer clear of medicine for a while. ...

I'll be safe then. One of my clients is a competitor.

[MaryPoppins]

I'll be safe then. One of my clients is a competitor.

As I'm sure is evident, I am incredibly capable and efficient. Ahem.

No Boudica, Midlands based. Am about 60 miles from client, so slightly anxious about motherhood vs travel.

[Boudica]

As I'm sure is evident, I am incredibly capable and efficient. Ahem.

No Boudica, Midlands based. Am about 60 miles from client, so slightly anxious about motherhood vs travel.

o no! is it possible to commute or will you have to stay away?

[SofaKingdom]

Oh, and, Zippy, I have chosen the best form of contraception available.

Rampant rabbit or bean flicking?

[MaryPoppins]

o no! is it possible to commute or will you have to stay away?

Oh blimey, staying away isn't an option - the travel is fine really, but it will be v long days and hard work seeing slightly less of my boy. All for the greater good though.

[NickFitz]

Interview in Cheshire yesterday, offered the role at interview. Quite chuffed.

Congratulations!

Got a coffee for the journey back - lid came off while driving and a large amount of REALLY hot coffee exploded all over me. Got a burn on my leg. My own fault for attempting to drink it while driving, but, not chuffed.

You really don't have a lot of luck with fluids on the motorway, do you?